"Mah Stinkin English Teacher ! "

Every time he looks at me
Its almost like he sees
Someone so stupid, way below his standards
And why on earth am I in his class he always wonders
A waste of space, that's what he thinks I am
Just because this once I scored less than Siyam (she's a gal, by the way).

He's been teaching us forever
And still doesn't know my name
I try so hard to get me noticed
But he treats me like scum all the same.

It's not just me he picks on
He called my best friend invisible
He doesn't know he's being rude
He needs to seriously sort out his attitude.

So, there I've decided; he just hates me and always will
And its obvious he puts up with me just to pay the bills
And don't even get me started
On the fact that he's definitely retarded
It's now official, the one thing I hate more than English
Mah Stinkin English Teacher !!!!

( A tragically brilliant poem written by my greatly magnificent (putting in her own words) sister Astha Adhikari......)